WE ARE VICIOUS CYCLE

BOBBY UH-OH

HOMELAND: Parts Unknown

  • Upper Body Strength (PHENOMENAL!) 80% 80%
  • Anxiety (SUPERHUMAN!) 100% 100%
  • People Skills (ABYSMAL) 1% 1%
  • Lovely Locks 70% 70%
  • Balls & His Word (ALL HE HAS IN THIS WORLD) 100% 100%

POWER MOVE:

Nano Second Thrust: One Thrust & He’s DONE!

JANET UH-OH

HOMELAND: A pool of gasoline in a New Mexico Junkyard

  • Party Power (LEGENDARY!) 100% 100%
  • Reliability (SUPERHUMAN!) 100% 100%
  • Sleepiness (META) 100% 100%
  • Stage Presence (PHENOMENAL!) 80% 80%
  • Belch Meter (GREAT) 70% 70%

POWER MOVE:

The Double Fisted Clam Slammer

THANOS

HOMELAND: A place we do not speak of

  • Infinity Sticks of POWER (PHENOMANAL!) 90% 90%
  • Neck Strength (LEGENDARY!) 100% 100%
  • Patience (Abysmal) 10% 10%
  • Citizenship (on the run from I.C.E) 20% 20%
  • Punctuality (PHENOMANAL!) 80% 80%

POWER MOVE:

The Cowbell BLASTBEAT of DEATH